Haha this is hilarious! I signed up at Livejournal recently, because Celestyn (henceforth known as liquid_bohemia) made me do it so that I can read her blog. At a chance moment I noticed this Livejournal thing for Christmas, where they generate a random letter to Santa. Look at the results:

By the way dear liquid_bohemia, this is still not a reason to give me a lump of Belgian coal. I want big, big presents. So how’s the porn going?
celest on 20/12/06 23:54
HAHA the porn is on your computer, thankyouverymuch! don’t forget, kerchoon and i caught you with porn remember??? HOHOHO
fang on 21/12/06 0:24
It wasn’t mine you coconut. Currently I suspect it’s Kerchoon. Haha.